New Rule: Movies should save everyone's time by declaring "we are entering the “I’m not leaving you!”-“You have to go on without me!” exchange ...you may take a bathroom break"

New Rule: Everyone just Ignore the Fatwas.

There are a lot many better subjects to discuss than edicts dictated by under-educated demagogues who have lost touch with reality and rationality.

New Rule: Media must not blame Indian team's disastrous performance on IPL.

Let the players take some responsibility. Besides, Almost all players from Sri Lankan team and Australian team played the entire IPL. Blaming IPL is just too easy.

New Rule: Thou shalt not speak with a fake american accent.

On second thought, please do :) it's too funny.. But trust me you're not fooling anybody...I've heard Nigerians,Haitians,French,Chinese,turkish,Germans,japanese,Romanians,Egyptians,Australians, in america... Have not heard a single person putting up a fake accent except some Indian wannabes.. :) but again, I'm taking back the rule.. It's too much fun listening to them.

New Rule: People must not keep political correctness ahead of simple common sense

I read somewhere "Happy Administrative Professional day" ..Really? Now even the word secretary is politically incorrect? Nobody complained about being called secretary till now... but now they might!

Where does this end? What's next... He is not dead.. he is just metabolically challenged... Gimme a break

New Rule: Commentators must stop saying that XYZ likes the ball coming on to the bat!

who doesn't? That's like saying this person really likes his food to be tasty

New Rule: Scientists must decide once n for all whether Chocolates are good for health/heart or not!

Newspapers keep filling unused spaces with "New study" proving Chocolates are good for health and follow it up next day by an exactly contradictory "Recent study" .