New Rule: You can't call a 2.5 minute long commercial break a strategic timeout !

If a team is forced to take it at the end of over no. 9 and 16 whether they want it or not, it's not a "strategic" time out.

New Rule: No more suicides in the name of religion.... With or without bombs.. http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/More-Jains-embracing-ancient-santhara-ritual/articleshow/5696175.cms

I am shocked by this.The so called Non violence religion suggests death by fasting.

This is just sad.. How much more harm are religions going to cause... The aura around religions (or what I'd like to call a little older cults) takes them above criticism...NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IS BEYOND THIS LIFE.. How can anyone know??.. I know that you don't know because I don't know.. and you don't have mental powers beyond mine.. Please please please don't throw away your life for some imaginary afterlife or moksha or whatever.. Why waste time on religions anyway.. why not do some critical thinking for yourself

New Rule: Pakistan should stop blaming India for blasts happening in Pakistan.

I am not saying this as an Indian. I am saying what any sane person would say. It's like Mexico blaming USA for illegal immigration into Mexico.

New Rule: No Ramiz Raja for commentary! If broadcasters are going to insist; please provide me with some device that blocks that specimen's voice.

With apologies to Bill Maher

Bill Maher has a segment on "Real Time with Bill Maher" called new rules.
I'd like to do some new rules which appeal to me. Nowadays, religious leaders condemn anything that they don't like and announce "GoD" also doesn't like it either. They issue Fatwas against anything or anyone that goes against their authority.... Well, since that's not going to stop ; I'm going to start issuing some of my own New Rules.... But unlike these "Holy" people, you can agree,disagree,comment about my new rules.. cheers.

Here's a clip to give you some idea the segment I am referring:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBaRx-t-UQY