New Rule: The phrase "your call is important to us" can only be used by a live person on phone.

Please spare me . If i am on hold for 20 minutes I don't want to hear "your call is important to us" in loop every 3 seconds. I know how important my call is.

New Rule: We have built enough mosques and temples. Lets build the nation now

Practically a Sulabh Shouchalaya is more useful than both .. It prevents dengue,maleria,etc. All places of worship are a waste of property

New Rule: Hurricanes should have names like viruses not people. I'd rather have my home flooded by Anthrax than Alex.

New Rule: Movies should save everyone's time by declaring "we are entering the “I’m not leaving you!”-“You have to go on without me!” exchange ...you may take a bathroom break"

New Rule: Everyone just Ignore the Fatwas.

There are a lot many better subjects to discuss than edicts dictated by under-educated demagogues who have lost touch with reality and rationality.

New Rule: Media must not blame Indian team's disastrous performance on IPL.

Let the players take some responsibility. Besides, Almost all players from Sri Lankan team and Australian team played the entire IPL. Blaming IPL is just too easy.

New Rule: Thou shalt not speak with a fake american accent.

On second thought, please do :) it's too funny.. But trust me you're not fooling anybody...I've heard Nigerians,Haitians,French,Chinese,turkish,Germans,japanese,Romanians,Egyptians,Australians, in america... Have not heard a single person putting up a fake accent except some Indian wannabes.. :) but again, I'm taking back the rule.. It's too much fun listening to them.